Stable Relationships Paperweight 

Someone Getting Too Close To You? Give This as a Way to Back Off. Or, Need a Gift to Apologize for Being A Bit Sharp? Give This.

Reads: "If You Want a Stable Relationship, Get a Horse".

3" X 1" with felt bottom. Not real ivory. Comes in handsome gift box. Made in the United Kingdom.

Stable Relationship Paperweight
Item #2252